Whelp, I got attacked by a bird.
I was on my daily walk, trying to defeat the 15 pounds I’ve gained since the lockdown. On my way back I took a little lightly wooded concrete path. As I emerged into the open a saw a woman. She was looking at me and her mouth was going and going, and she was pointing all over the place. It seemed she was trying to communicate something to me.
I popped out an ear bud, and heard her say, “There’s a bird attacking people.”
Instantly, I felt someone tapping on my right shoulder. I whipped around to see who was attacking me, and indeed saw a little white bird flying away.
He had attacked me.
The woman was invested in standing and observing these attacks, and perhaps warning potential victims.
Not me.
I continued my walk home.
And there is the most interesting thing that has happened since the lockdown began.
