One Dead Guy
So one guy comes home. The shower's running. The one guy figures his roommate is taking a shower. The shower keeps running. And it keeps running. So after a while the guy knocks on the door. He tries this a few times, figuring that the guy in the shower can't hear him. He wonders if his roommate isn't there, that he left, and left the shower running. He goes in. His roommate is there. He's lying in the tub. The first guy doesn't even need to check. The roommate's dead. Probably slipped and fell – maybe od'd. He's dead.
The end.
So one guy comes home. The shower's running. The one guy figures his roommate is taking a shower. The shower keeps running. And it keeps running. So after a while the guy knocks on the door. He tries this a few times, figuring that the guy in the shower can't hear him. He wonders if his roommate isn't there, that he left, and left the shower running. He goes in. His roommate is there. He's lying in the tub. The first guy doesn't even need to check. The roommate's dead. Probably slipped and fell – maybe od'd. He's dead.
The end.
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