Couple of the fellas bike riding late at night, flying down Broadway. As we pass a construction site, a bum comes tearing out of the darkness. He get's scooped up on to my boy's bike. They ride like this for about a block.
By the time we have all stopped the bum has fallen off the bike unfazed. We ask, "Bum, what the hell is wrong with you?”
"I saw a Giant rat!”
"Damn," says we.
We give him a cigarette and send him back into the the darkness from whence he came.
True story. I wasn't there. In fact the main protagonists have died. Fuck . . . .
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