Cat owners and clumping litter. If you’re one, you probably know about the other. You probably know about using plastic shopping bags from the grocery store, and other stores, to put the clumps of urine and desiccated feces in before placing in your garbage can. If you’re from H***** you know that these same bags have been unconstitutionally outlawed. And how everyone was gleefully jerking each other off when this happened. What the shit are we cat owners supposed to do now?
After hearing me complain about my treatment by the tyrannical H**** government, they have begun to bring me their plastic bags. I save them in a drawer till I have a lot and then I bring them home. Where I fill them with clumps of urine and desiccated feces. And then I add them to the H***** garbage system.
If we work together we can fight unjust systems. And in this case win. Soon they’ll ban plastic shopping bags in New York. But we’ll get smarter, and we’ll fight harder, making sure this plastic bag arms race ends in either mutual destruction or the birth of a more just society.
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